I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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