Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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