I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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