there was a trapeze. enough said
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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