i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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