If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So many bounce houses so little time
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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