can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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