This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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