let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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