what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
