Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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