this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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