i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
