I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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