we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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