The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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