Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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