you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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