ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think a kid would responsible me up
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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