I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
