I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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