Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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