What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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