Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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