either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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