week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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