i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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