And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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