last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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