sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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