just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
