So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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