worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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