If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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