His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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