On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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