you traded sex for a burrito?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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