I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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