Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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