apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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