Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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