is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you traded sex for a burrito?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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