Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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