I want to have your abortion
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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