sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she looked like the before picture.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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