Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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