can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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