Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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