i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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