first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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